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Culote, culo, ass, bootay, junk in the trunk, whoopie cakes, rear-end, behind, rump, buttocks, badonkadonk, cheeks, back-side, buns, bum, bottom,bumber, badonkadonk, balloon knot.

Lots of slang for ass huh? 🙂 That’s cuz  you gotta have ass, girl!

Show off that ass, B.!

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Feel on it, Justin!

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Pop that boo-tay, mami Lo!

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Work that ass, Kimmy!

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Fundul face poetii :)))
„Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
But, y’know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like,
out there, I mean – gross. Look!
She’s just so … black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit’cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average groupy
I’ve seen them dancin’
The hell with romancin’
She’s sweat, wet,
Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ‘em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like ‘em round, and big
And when I’m throwin’ a gig
I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy
‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want ‘em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble
Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble
So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
Watchin’ these bimbos walkin’ like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won’t cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin’ on
A lot of simps won’t like this song
‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I’d rather stay and play
‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby … when it comes to females, Cosmo ain’t got nothin’
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3”.

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you’ve got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don’t lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that „hard” role
And tell you that the butt ain’t gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that!
‘Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’
And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain’t it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can’t resist her
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
‘Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit ‘em
And I pull up quick to get wit ‘em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back)”

Poate ti se intampla si tie sa mergi la cumparaturi si sa iti gasesti o pereche de blugi care sa iti placa foooooarte mult. Si cand mergi in cabina de proba sa constati ca iti sunt super buni, mai putin faptul ca iti iese fundul pe afara sau mai rau…nici nu poti sa ii ridici peste fund. Story of my life 🙂

Nici nu am sa discut blugii si femeile de marimea zero. Aici vorbesc despre femei cu fund si solduri, you know! And in case you don’t know:

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Cumva, cumva tot imi gasesc eu blugi ca doar am vreo 20 perechi.

Here you go Nick: the definition of ghetto boothaaaaaaaaaai:

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Jennifer really made it all right for women to have curves.

Ok, stiti si voi piesa Flo-Rida – Low. Daca nu, it goes a lil` somethin` like this: „She had them Apple Bottom Jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club was lookin` at her. She hit the floor, next thing you know, shawty got low, low, low, low…”

Cred ca Flo-Rida canta despre ea:

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Am scris cu majuscule Apple Bottoms pentru ca e o colectie de imbracaminte si accesorii semnata Nelly:

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Este o colectie pentru femei si include toate marimile, inclusiv plus sizes.

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„Apple Bottoms” nu inseamna doar blugi:

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Bling Bling:

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And now my favorites:

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Cizmele astea negre ar merge super bine cu colantii de latex despre care am scris ieri 😛

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Distractie placuta diseara in cluburi & don’t forget to get low, low, low,low!